Kerry on Rap music: "I think when you start talking about killing cops or something like that, it bothers me.'"

You think... ?

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it: " In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine."

Yahoo! News - Senate Passes 'Unborn Victims' Bill: "He could have faced four additional years in jail for killing the family cats under Maine law, but he faced no extra charges for the death of the fetus, Warner said. "

Avoiding Cliches

The fact of the matter is that at the end of the day there is nothing, like, value-added about using cliches 24/7 -- with all due respect it's not awesome, it's annoying.

Plug and Play: "Pretty soon, you'll be able to get broadband Internet over your power lines. Maybe you already can."

Now that is cool. And the coolest thing, after the fact that people in remote areas can get on the internet at high speeds, is that the upload speed is as fast as the download speed!

Man treated after attempting to nail himself to cross: "'When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,' Boucher said.
It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand."

... "There is no crime here," [The Sherrif] said.

Oh my....

Yahoo! News - Burglar Caught Snacking on Job: "It doesn't happen very often that a burglar's only motive is food,' Schoneveld said. "

Enough said.

"dihydrogen monoxide as 'an odorless, tasteless chemical' that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled."

Watch out for that stuff, I hear it can be deadly.

My Way News: "Thousands of people rallied overnight against the governing Popular Party, saying it should be thrown out of power for drawing al-Qaida's wrath."

One, of course, cannot necessarily rely on the accuracy of new reports such as this when discussing numbers in attendance, however if this is any representation of a large number of the Spanish people, it is amazing how short the memory of the world is. Did appeasement of Hitler work? I wonder why anyone thinks appeasement of the terrorists will work.

Interesting quote on the fulfillment that comes from the spotlight.

George Michael to put future songs on Internet, for free: "'Believe me, in the modern world if you take yourself out of the financial aspect of things, ie. if you're not in anybody's chart, you're not making anybody any money, you're not losing anybody any money, believe me, I'll be of very little interest to the press in a certain number of years.
'I'll hopefully be a happier man.'"

Ann got even more succinct this week...

W.W.J.K.?: "The gist of the religion that transformed the world is: God's only son came to Earth to take the punishment we deserved. "

Ann Coulter: The passion of the liberal

This article has a great paraphrase of the central message of Jesus:

"People are sinful and need to be redeemed, and this is your lucky day because I'm here to redeem you even though you don't deserve it, and I have to get the crap kicked out of me to do it."