Man, you just can't get enough of Scott's satire...

ScrappleFace: "'The president sees the nanny nomination as win-win-win on several fronts,' said the unnamed official. 'She obviously knows how to penetrate our borders, so she'll be terrific running Homeland Security. As a gainfully-employed illegal alien, she'll help promote Mr. Bush's guest worker visa initiative. And since Kerik didn't pay into Social Security for her, she'll help Bush promote private retirement accounts.'"